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February 6, 2008Happy Nude Year!

We’ve seen the anatomy of many famous stars this year.. from Paris Hilton, Britney Spears to our Edison Chen and his harem of actresses and singers…

Who’s going naked for the public eyes next? My wish list is as follows:

1. Zhang Ziyi (although you can find many semi-nude pictures of her online already)
2. Michelle Chong
3. Avril Lavigne
3. Charlene Choi (the ‘other’ twin)
4. Gillian Chung + Charlene Choi (twin effect!)
5. Beyonce
6. Xiaxue (just for a good laugh)

Actually its not seeing naked women that is the big deal, seeing naked famous/infamous women is just scandalous… espcially in Edison Chen’s scandal where the scandal factor is so high!

Anyway for those perverts reading this post… if you really need some porn you can go look at youporn.com. supposedly youtube’s version of porn sharing?







I don’t have a collection of naked pictures of my ex-girlfriends. Ok, maybe a few, seductive pictures, probably a handful that is not meant for anyone else to see…

Now everybody also scared to take naked pictures of themselves la! Not to mention, if I ever want to take a picture of my girlfriend half naked, she’ll probably give me a slap first. Edison Chen you stupid idiot spoil market only, if you want to do naughty things then DON’T GET CAUGHT!

Now Edison released a video of him apologizing to everyone he’s hurt. Damn right he should apologize to me and the rest of the other guys out there.

I don’t think taking sexy pictures with your significant others is such a bad thing, keep as memories? Next time when we old already, the skin saggy (both the guys and the girls!) then nothing much to see already very sad right? But these things are meant to be personal things. Edison Chen taught all the other girls out there a very good lesson, don’t let your boyfriend take pictures of you! In fact girls should just use the spy cam detector and make sure your boyfriend is not using a spy cam on you while having sex. You also shouldn’t ever undress in front of any men at all times - not even while doing it.

I suggest future celebrities and politicians wanna be, please delete all your naked pictures AND pictures of you doing stupid things like digging your nose, french kiss a person of the same sex, sticking out middle finger etc.







Is this REALLY a coincidence?

On the left you see headline news of Gillian Chung’s sex pictures scandal.

On the right you see a credit card advertisement endorsed by Edison Chen followed by the tag line written in Cantonese (mandarin)

“Can play, how to stop?”

HAHAHHA. Is this merely a coincidence ? I think that should be the tagline for this scandal! See la Edison, play some more… now how are you going to stop this mess?


Taken from http://evchk.wikia.com/







I saw this video from a blogger which was a five minutes clip mocking William Hung and “William Hung is from Singapore” because he sings really poor.

I’ve got a few things to say to that, firstly the stand up guy (Pablo Francisco) is NOT funny at all. I watched the entire clip and maybe giggled once. What’s so funny about some guy making fun of another guy? That’s what stereotyped American footballers do to the nerds in high school, or in a more local context, that’s what aunties at the wet supermarket do.

How can you call yourself a stand up comedian when all you do is laugh at the OBVIOUS reasons for laughing at William Hung. It’s like pointing out that a platypus has a duck’s beak HAHA - not funny.







January 26, 2008Nocturia

Nocturia (derived from Latin nox, night, and Greek [τα] ούρα, urine), also called nycturia (Greek νυκτουρία), is the need to get up during the night in order to urinate, thus interrupting sleep. Its occurrence is more frequent in the elderly. Nocturia could result simply from too much liquid intake before going to bed (usually the case in the young), or it could be a symptom of a larger problem, such as chronic renal failure, urinary incontinence, Interstitial Cystitis, diabetes, benign prostatic hyperplasia, Ureteral Pelvic Junction Obstruction or prostate cancer. Nocturia could also be a sign of diabetes in the old or young, especially when accompanied by thirst.

Wikipedia

I’m either getting old, have prostate cancer, diabetes, urinary incontinence…. or I just needed to pee last night.



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I’m such a cheapo. I wanted to get the Cherry QQ because it’s one of the cheapest car you can get in Singapore. Everyone will scold me because Cherry QQ is a China made car and it’s really lousy quality.

“But at least it moves..”

Oh well. I guess I’ll go have a look at the cheaper range Toyota or Kia… hopefully I can find something that is within my budget range :(

After surfing around for Cherry QQ picture to put up here.. I found this very disturbing blog post about Cherry QQ’s crash test…

http://paultan.org/archives/2006/02/18/chery-qq-crash-test/

No wonder many people would not get the Cherry QQ. I wonder if there’s a chart on fatality rate on each car model…



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Survival of the fittest? This monkey wins.



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Let’s not debate on the moral and ethical issues surrounding “Pamela” - the school girls that sells her underwear. Let’s talk about why people that shop at her website buys mostly underwear and not bras.

Take a look at her online underwear shop. Only 1 out of 4 bras have been sold so far but 34 out of 35 underwear have been sold!!! Just to mention that usually bras costs more than underwear, meaning higher profit margin?

Some probable reasons:

1. Used underwear have -ahem- smell. Apparently you can chose to buy underwear worn for 6 hours to 24 hours depending on how much you are willing to pay for that extra ’smell’.

2. She offers undies that she has masturbated in. Actually, I propose to her a business idea. Why don’t Pamela sell bras that she used to masturbate with (coupled with a few pictures to stir our imagination, thanks. Actually videos would definitely boost your sales)

3. I’m sorry honey, your voluptuous breasts looks a little saggy in this bra. Girls please take note not to buy this bra, it’s quite unflattering actually.

4. Singapore men -with the exception of myself- love to smell young teenage juice.

I’m sorry if I have offended anyone, hope my language isn’t too crude. But feel free to suggest why panties are hot sellers…







My friend just showed me this link and it’s really funny !! Especially if you play Team Fortress 2. These people make use of the bugs and hacks to make other players’ lives miserable in Team Fortress 2. The funniest part is the ‘Trivia’. Watch the whole video to see what I mean.

Team Roomba Presents: More Team Fortress…
http://spikedhumor.com/articles/139175/Team_Roomba_Presents_More_Team_Fortress_2_Griefing.html



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January 8, 2008Stupid Ex-es

Luckily none of my ex-gf are crazy or vicious.

I just read misscel’s blog about her ex-boyfriend, and her ex-boyfriend is really a jerk!

I don’t know what happened between the two of them, but the jerk went around telling people that misscel was a loose girl and slept around with other guys while she was with him. Seriously, whether your ex-es slept around or not you still should not go around spreading rumors about her right?

But then again, women are more vicious than men. I used to know this girl who went around telling everyone that her ex-bf had a small *thing* and that he could not perform well in bed. All her other friends would laugh along (heh, I laughed too cause it was kinda funny). But still, it was wrong of her to spread such things about her ex-bf whether it is true or not!

People should learn to be kinder to one another. Sigh.





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