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Why are there so many irritating assholes out there that keep spamming my blog???!!!!

Can someone recommend something I can do to prevent irritating people from trying to advertise on my comments??? STOP SPAMMING MY COMMENTS PAGE YOU ARSEHOLES!!!

(tries to do a Chris Crocker impersonation)

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPAM MY BLOG! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!
GO SPAM XIAXUE’S BLOG! DON’T SPAM MY BLOG!
I DON’T EVEN GET THAT MUCH TRAFFIC! GO SOME WHERE ELSE, PLEASEEEE!
*breaks down and cry a little*
*tries to pull hair out of head*

GO AWAY ! DON’T COME EMPEROR.HASPOKEN.COM TO TRY TO SELL YOUR VIAGRA!
I’M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO ADVERTISE ON THIS BLOG BECAUSE THIS BLOG IS MINE
GO AWAY I SAID
*holds fingers up to make a cross sign*
YOU DEVILS!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY BLOG! I SPEND FIVE MINUTES EVERYDAY CLICKING ON THE “SPAM” BUTTON BECAUSE YOU GUYS KEEP SPAMMING ME

HELLOOOO??? GET IT INTO YOUR THICK SKULLS! I AM NOT EVER NEVER GOING TO APPROVE YOUR SPAMS ON MY COMMENT PAGES

OK?

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO AWAY!

*points middle finger*

4 Comments »

  1. WordPress has Akismet to combat spam, till today I have almost 800 spam, but usually I will ignore them and only press the delete all button at the end of the month.

    Comment by darran — February 17, 2008 @ 4:56 am

  2. …and we’re all waiting the YouTube clip of the above script. ;)

    Comment by a_x — February 17, 2008 @ 5:05 am

  3. Hahaha, there’s not going to be a youtube video of that

    I’m not gay nor am I emo (no offense to the gay community)

    I’m just so sick of clearing spam from my comments!!!!

    Comment by emperor — February 17, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

  4. Maybe they spam on the wrong blog? Maybe…

    Comment by Simon Templar — February 18, 2008 @ 12:10 am

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