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After reading deadpris blog about Jessica Alba and theblemish blog about Maggie Q’s deflated breasts… I start to wonder.. are breasts “in” again?

Recent years we have seen many rising stars that do not have much breasts to speak of. Yeah, they’re pretty and hot, but they just don’t have t”it”.

Many of these celebrities go for Beverly Hills breast augmentation services to increase their popularity. Even Paris Hilton, who claimed she would not go under the knife, made her breasts bigger.

I suspect other celebrities also go for tummy tuck in Beverly Hills to keep themselves in shape. After all, we wouldn’t want to see fat women with tummies on our movie screens, do we?
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Yah, yah.. Edison Chen sex scandal is 100 years old news. But the thing is, whenever I see him mentioned in the Singapore media such as the newspapers.. they always mention about Edison Chen + sex problem OR Edison Chen + sex therapy.

Whether he really have a sex problem or not, I don’t know. What I do know is PURELY BASED ON WHAT WE KNOW so far as fed to us by “Kira” and the media, he does not have a sex problem.

If I’m not wrong, Edison was brought up in Canada. Not to stereotype, but, many westerners do like to take pictures and videos of themselves and their partners and VOLUNTARILY uploads them on the internet. There are so many of these crappy homemade videos that it can’t even be considered pornography - because you can access FREE better quality porn online. No one even give two hoots about these nameless pricks (don’t mind the pun).

Now, one might argue that these westerners (or non-westerners) might have some sort of a sexual problem. Possibly… Exhibitionism? Voyeurism? Attention whorism?

So we know that Edison Chen’s pictures were stolen by someone else, so he isn’t qualified under those categories.

Let’s try to look at this from another perspective - technology and the internet.

If ten years ago, someone were to take thousands of photographs of oneself, he would probably have the mental disorder known as narcissist-ism - He/She is a narcissist that loves looking at his/her own pictures and wants the world to see how wonderful he/she is.

But are we going to label all bloggers that posts thousands of self-taken pictures NARCISSIST? I think most of these bloggers would consider a blog like mine, one void of pictures, to be boring. I think it is the accepted norm now to upload MANY pictures of oneself to the internet - whether on blogs, myspace, friendster or else where.

So, does Edison Chen really have a sex problem? Will Edison and his PR blame the sex scandal on a sex problem? Will people recognize that he is a childish, ignorant, stupid man that, like many others, use the technology to express or collect his “love” for women?







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Some of you might already have read or heard about this else where, I’m sorry I’ve been slow to find this out. EDISON CHEN SHOWS HIS PHOTOS TO HIS FRIENDS!!!???

Yesterday, the Hong Kong media also listed 14 other stars, including Maggie Q, Nikki Chow, Rain Li and Rosanne Wong of pop duo 2R, who are at risk of being “exposed”.

Taiwan’s Jolin Tsai and Elva Hsiao also made the list.

All of them have one thing in common – they have been linked romantically to Edison at some time.

One of the actor’s close friends claimed to the media that Edison likes to take intimate photos with his women and he would show them to a select group of friends.

This pal added that at least 14 female celebs have taken such photos with Edison.

But some of those listed, like Rosanne and Nikki, have denied any connection to the scandal.

Quoted from Asiaone

Look, if he took intimate pictures and his computer got hacked… Ok la, he should have been more careful and the computer repair company was at fault.

Now the news say that one of his close friend have SEEN these intimate pictures he took with various celebrities?
Edison, you really went too far la. Take pictures of your girlfriends and share with your close buddies? You damn bastard leh! Why never share with me? How come I don’t have guy friends that share with me their girlfriend’s naked pictures - probably because my friends are all nice and gentlemanly. AND YOU DON’T SHARE YOUR GIRLFRIEND NAKED PICTURES WITH YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS! THAT IS WRONG !!! I’ve lost what little respect I had for Edison Chen as a man. A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELL!!!!







February 14, 2008Valentine’$ day $pecial

Valentine’$ day is just another day for most of us. For others, people like to spend money like water on Valentine’$ Day.

Numerous early Christian martyrs were named Valentine. Until 1969, the Catholic Church formally recognized eleven Valentine’s Days. The Valentines honored on February 14 are:

* Valentine of Rome (Valentinus presb. m. Romae): a priest in Rome who suffered martyrdom about AD 269 and was buried on the Via Flaminia. His relics are at the Church of Saint Praxed in Rome.[1] and at Whitefriar Street Carmelite Church in Dublin, Ireland.

* Valentine of Terni (Valentinus ep. Interamnensis m. Romae): He became bishop of Interamna (modern Terni) about AD 197 and is said to have been killed during the persecution of Emperor Aurelian. He is also buried on the Via Flaminia, but in a different location than Valentine of Rome. His relics are at the Basilica of Saint Valentine in Terni (Basilica di San Valentino).

The Catholic Encyclopedia also speaks of a third saint named Valentine who was mentioned in early martyrologies under date of 14 February. He was martyred in Africa with a number of companions, but nothing more is known about him.

Some sources say the Valentine linked to romance is Valentine of Rome, others say Valentine of Terni.[citation needed] Some scholars (such as the Bollandists[citation needed]) have concluded that the two were originally the same person. In any case, no romantic elements are present in the original Early Medieval biographies of either of these martyrs.

An overview of attested traditions relevant to the holiday is presented below, with the legends about Valentine himself discussed in the end.

February fertility festivals

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentines

Valentine’$ Day, like many other holidays (i.e. Christmas) has been popularised so that consumers like me and you will spend more! Of course, I’ve spent about $400 on my dearest girlfriend for Valentine’$ Day, I think it’s a rip off considering prices rise by more than 20% for “Valentine’s Day specials” ….. I think its a conspiracy made by women. They just want more, and on a particular day i.e. Valentine$ day.

some people even spend Valentines day at home playing casino. I mean, online casino games of course. Yes yes, we have barely enough time for girlfriend… but playing some poker or blackjack can relief stress from work! But don’t play so much online casino till you ignore your girlfriend ok!







Hundreds of pictures of Edison Chen and a few other HK celebrities are OUT!

I’m sorry I haven’t update the latest link on this blog, it was Chinese New Year. Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

Pictures and the latest news in ENGLISH can be found mostly on this site.

I actually received a comment in my previous post about Edison Chen’s sex scandal pictures saying that my links were not updated. YAH obviously it’s not updated with the new pictures because I posted that link 2 weeks ago??

So, as per requested… enjoy.







February 9, 20082 weeks holidays!!

I’ve managed to secure 2 weeks holiday to accompany my brother over to Australia. He’ll be attending University of Queensland this coming February! I’ve only been to Sydney before and as I recall, everything is expensive in Australia!

I think I’m just going to accompany him for a few days, just to help him settle down and then I’m going on a HOLIDAY! I haven’t had a holiday in a few years (not counting Malaysia and Thailand)… I want to go to New Zealand!!! I think flights to New Zealand are getting cheaper now since it isn’t the peak season and the weather in New Zealand will definitely be better than in Australia!

I’ve heard that the Kiwis are very friendly to tourists and New Zealand is trying to attract foreigners to migrate over. If everything goes well, I should be parasailing and wind surfing there end of this month! I hope my brother will cope with settling down himself, he’s got rejected for a room in the school’s hostel and he’s still finding another accommodation. Too bad for him, I’m going take my well deserved holiday. I intend to travel to Auckland and Christchurch but I’m still surfing on the internet for the cheapest air tickets and accommodation.. if anyone have any good websites or travel agencies to introduce to me, please let me know! Thanks in advance! Happy New Year!!







February 7, 2008Happy year ahead

Happy New Year everyone! Last year has been a wonderful year for me and my family and hope that this year of the rat would be a even better one !

I heard Edison Chen scandal pictures online are in the hundreds right now, although I haven’t bothered to find the pictures. Busy driving my parents around for New Year ma. It’s just so creepy that these people keep releasing the pictures so slowly even during New Year !!

Identities are so important to us nowadays, and speaking of which, there are services that covers you for identity theft. Lifelock guarantees one’s identity for up to one million dollars! Lifelock.com is currently having a promotion also… I’m not very sure how does identity theft prevention works, I think it’s suppose to provide someone with extra security. I’m sure people like Edison Chen needs Lifelock to protect their identity!

I hope in this New Year that all that idiots (that has been doing us a favour) be caught. Yes, even though I am thankful for his contribution to feed the curiosity of mankind, he definitely should be held responsible for potentially damaging the lives of so many brilliant artists that we love. Also, remember the site that I shared on an earlier post? I gave a disclaimer that it might include fictitious pictures of OTHER celebrities… still… it made it to the local news paper that some people might actually think it’s real.

sigh!







February 6, 2008Happy Nude Year!

We’ve seen the anatomy of many famous stars this year.. from Paris Hilton, Britney Spears to our Edison Chen and his harem of actresses and singers…

Who’s going naked for the public eyes next? My wish list is as follows:

1. Zhang Ziyi (although you can find many semi-nude pictures of her online already)
2. Michelle Chong
3. Avril Lavigne
3. Charlene Choi (the ‘other’ twin)
4. Gillian Chung + Charlene Choi (twin effect!)
5. Beyonce
6. Xiaxue (just for a good laugh)

Actually its not seeing naked women that is the big deal, seeing naked famous/infamous women is just scandalous… espcially in Edison Chen’s scandal where the scandal factor is so high!

Anyway for those perverts reading this post… if you really need some porn you can go look at youporn.com. supposedly youtube’s version of porn sharing?







I don’t have a collection of naked pictures of my ex-girlfriends. Ok, maybe a few, seductive pictures, probably a handful that is not meant for anyone else to see…

Now everybody also scared to take naked pictures of themselves la! Not to mention, if I ever want to take a picture of my girlfriend half naked, she’ll probably give me a slap first. Edison Chen you stupid idiot spoil market only, if you want to do naughty things then DON’T GET CAUGHT!

Now Edison released a video of him apologizing to everyone he’s hurt. Damn right he should apologize to me and the rest of the other guys out there.

I don’t think taking sexy pictures with your significant others is such a bad thing, keep as memories? Next time when we old already, the skin saggy (both the guys and the girls!) then nothing much to see already very sad right? But these things are meant to be personal things. Edison Chen taught all the other girls out there a very good lesson, don’t let your boyfriend take pictures of you! In fact girls should just use the spy cam detector and make sure your boyfriend is not using a spy cam on you while having sex. You also shouldn’t ever undress in front of any men at all times - not even while doing it.

I suggest future celebrities and politicians wanna be, please delete all your naked pictures AND pictures of you doing stupid things like digging your nose, french kiss a person of the same sex, sticking out middle finger etc.





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